Demands for Motel stays

If you own a motel, you might make notice to your employees that if Vice President Dick Chaney stays at your place here is some things you will need to do. Make sure the room temperature is 68 degrees, all T.V.'s are on Fox News channels, a private bathroom, Decaf coffee should be brewed and ready upon arrival along with four cans of caffeine-free Diet Sprite. All lights in the rooms must be turned on also. Now if John Kerry comes to stay, he needs an exercise bike, and not one of those old stationary bikes; plenty of bottled water, also vanilla and strawberry flavored Boost shakes. It has to be Poland Spring. And he needs to be able to use the phone and watch movies as soon as he gets in the room. Now a news brief here... John Kerry, husband of Teresa HEINZ Kerry refuses to eat any tomato based products! No tomatoes or no ketchup? Oh NO! Anyway, I think next time I stay at a motel, I'll ask for a piano and a private swimming pool! Have a good weekend!.... Marlene